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A term used when you gloat over another person's misfortune.
Friend: Damn, I just lost that $10 note.

Me: Suck shit.

or

Friend: I tried to ask out this hot chick, but she said no.

Me: Suck shit.
suck shit by 500%nigger November 28, 2010
Words you can keep
when you're right and your friend is wrong, then you don't know what to say so you scream "suck shit"
person- HA im right suck shit!
suck shit by JEFFERY THE 3RD September 1, 2020
(v) to eat shit and die
(v) told to people in an effort to get them to go the hell away and never come back
Basically, a rather frank way of saying that you are very angry at someone and wish them to have the misfortune of having to suck feces through a straw
Yo, I told your mama to suck shit when she told me to got go smoke my crack elsewhere.
suck shit by John Denver October 19, 2004

Suck-Shit 

Suck-Shit (noun) - some action or person that's really dreadfully crappy; something worse than the worst.
This day totally sucked. I'm just grateful this suck-shit is over.

OMG, don't cry over him! He treated you like total suck-shit!
Suck-Shit by Holly M S September 23, 2010

Suck my shit 

insult implying that you desire another party to ingest your fecal matter
joe: what's up fag
kris: ah suck my shit you puss
Suck my shit by Krispy Nilsen February 16, 2009

suck the shit out

When one literally sucks the crap out of another individual's ass.
Person 1: my colon has been backed up for a while, I haven't had a decent movement ever since then.
Person 2: Want me to suck the shit out for ya?
Person 3: That would be lovely!

Suck a shit 

Used to express your anger at someone when they have annoyed you.
Johnson: "Nice t-shirt faggot"
Alberto: "Suck a shit Johnson, suck a shit!"
Suck a shit by Ahleeks March 31, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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