suck hair 

Such as saying to suck other thing this is VERY hurtful to say or even write . Sucking hair is a terrible act to perform when insulting boy or girl .

You can go suck hair jerk !

suck hair by Dat St.jude Gurl May 30, 2017

go suck a hairy one 

Referring to giving oral to a hairy penis, typically said as an insult or said after an embarrassing joke.

Jeff: "You pull no girls, Jason."
Jason: "Go suck a hairy one.

go suck a hairy one by 9Daggers July 26, 2023

Suck a big fat hairy donkey dick 

a hillarious way of saying suck a dick but in more detail, thanks to the original creator, me

my boss didnt want to give me a raise when i asked so i told him to go suck a big fat hairy donkey dick

Suck a big fat hairy donkey dick by rudebwoy April 25, 2006