Succer 

A game similar to soccer and rugby. A fast paced, hard-hitting game that will challenge everything you've known about soccer. The game is played with a rubber playground ball, a field, and a pair of goals, regulation size. The field length can be whatever length is available.

Rules:

1 - The ball carrier can only carry the ball for a maximum of 5 seconds

2 - The ball carrier can maintain possession of the ball by holding the ball as long as he wants as long if he has one foot pivoting

3 - A player can score with any part of his/her body (head, leg, foot, chest) except the arms or hands

4 - A player cannot score on a ball that is intentionally thrown into the goal

5 - A player cannot score off a punted ball in the goal off his/her foot (drop kick) but instead, the ball must be kicked off the ground

6 - All hits on a player are legal except the following: deliberate shots to the head (head hunt), shots to the groin or face, shots to the neck

7- When a ball is scored, the defensive team (team that just was scored on) must touch the ball before the offense can touch it again.

8 - When a ball is shot and lands over the goal, the ball is live and is anyone’s ball.

9 - A game does not start until one player from each team steps on to the field under their own power (can't be pushed/forced on by the other team

10 - If one of the teams scheduled to play does not step on the field for the entire recess, it will result in a forfeiture of the game and a loss for the team.

Boy 1: Hey, what should we play at your house today?
Boy 2: How about we play succer! That game is awesome! I'll call up (name), (name), (name), and (name).

Succer by Thedanishkringle1274 October 24, 2017

Dicc succer 

Someone with the name Mia who likes to bully people

Dicc succer :One day Jacky told mia to succ a dicc but she was already succin someones dicc and that someone was a hobo

Dicc succer by JAcKytHEcrackHEAD October 16, 2018

SUCCE$$ 

An interpretive acrostic which inspires monetary success.

SUCCE$$:

S`sleep sufficiently
U`understand globally
C`compute diligently
C`condition physically
E`earn equitably
$`save methodically
$`spend intelligently

SUCCE$$ by KEN ZAPPALA May 22, 2008

pick-up soccer

A game of soccer where anyone can join, usually there's no membership fees, no skill requirements and it's just for fun. It's just a bunch of strangers meeting together to play the greatest sport in the word.

Person A: Do you know where I can play soccer?
Person B: Yeah, there's pick-up soccer every Thursday at Lincoln Park.
Person A: Cool, thanks!

pick-up soccer by JohnG Jacob May 28, 2009

succrastinator 

Someone who prolifically procrastinates yet somehow gets things done. A functioning procrastinator.

Fred: I got it done in the end - just beat the deadline. And I got a great grade for it, too!

Joe: Man, you're such a succrastinator.

succrastinator by Danlod2 November 5, 2021

stand sucker 

Someone who is so short, that he can perform a blow job without even kneeling down.

-Hey dude, want me to blow ya?
-Nfw,you stand sucker.
-Ah dammit, looks like am I ever gonna taste a cock again!

stand sucker by Milf Midget May 2, 2008

i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. 

CONSUME THE CUM CHALICE

I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.

i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. by Siriusexclu October 27, 2020