succrastinator

Someone who prolifically procrastinates yet somehow gets things done. A functioning procrastinator.

Fred: I got it done in the end - just beat the deadline. And I got a great grade for it, too!

Joe: Man, you're such a succrastinator.

by Danlod2 November 5, 2021

Shecrastinator

Chicks who take waaaaay too dang long for everything!

I didn't make it to the store today because Sylvia is such a shecrastinator and never even left her house!

by Validation Nation June 17, 2020