suburban-sexual

Owns cats. Bakes cookies. Responds to Nicky Eliafan.

I love the way he builds that stool from Ikea. He must be like so suburban-sexual.

by cookinginchucks February 3, 2015

Suburban Sexuals

The married couple that acts gay. Just as the word metro sexual is for men that act and look gay.

Brad and Jenn are such Suburban Sexuals, they are both wearing matching plaid shirts going to the Bed Bath and Beyond, then off to book club together.

by Bobby F. May 16, 2008

suburbasexual

A gay man who embraces the heterosexual lifestyle, i.e. lack of taste in clothing, non-use of nonessential hygiene products, etc. Often accused of being straight. Opposite of metrosexual.

Andy has been suburbasexual since he came out; his repulsive habits and unmatchign clothes have kept him from finding a boyfriend.

by Andrew Trent December 31, 2004