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The married couple that acts gay. Just as the word metro sexual is for men that act and look gay.
Brad and Jenn are such Suburban Sexuals, they are both wearing matching plaid shirts going to the Bed Bath and Beyond, then off to book club together.
by Bobby F. May 16, 2008
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Owns cats. Bakes cookies. Responds to Nicky Eliafan.
I love the way he builds that stool from Ikea. He must be like so suburban-sexual.
by cookinginchucks February 03, 2015
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