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subahole 

The person driving the Subaru in front of you, most typically found in and around Boulder Colorado, carefully monitoring their speed to be driving 10 mph less than the posted speed limit such that the faux golden retriever mutt that they picked up at the Humane Society doesn’t get car sick after its recent canine acupuncture treatment. A Subahole} can also be found parked indefinitely at stoplights because of their inability to move their foot from the brake petal to the accelerator before the light turns red again; caused by the confusion of the incoherent rhythms of the Phish song playing on their car stereo. This phenomenon has resulted in the common bumper sticker: “Boulder, Colorado: An Asshole Who Can’t Drive in Every Subaru”.
We will never get there on time, there are just too many Subaholes on the road today.
subahole by napalona zając June 5, 2016

Sabaton Effect 

A strange but strong feeling of patriotism one may feel for a country they are not native to or don't live in. Mainly induced by listening to the metal band Sabaton, who sings about extremely proud moments in worldwide history.
Friend A: Bro, I heard Sabaton's songs about Poland, and I legit felt Polish pride!

Friend B: I know, man. I was listening to the songs from Carolus Rex, and I was proud to be Swedish, even though I'm not!

Longtime fan: Ah, the Sabaton Effect strikes again.
Sabaton Effect by Franky Judas March 17, 2021

sabaton effect 

The band Sabaton's incredible ability to fill you with patriotism of a country you have no relation to.
Person 1: Man I want to fight for Belgium after listening to Resist and Bite wtf.

Person 2 : Sabaton effect got you too huh?
A badass power metal band made up of and enjoyed by true chads.
If you don't lift to Sabaton you don't lift.
Sabaton by Heavy Metal Chad October 5, 2019
Mexican slang.
Suato/a is a person, most likely a friend, who is just too stupid to do simple stuff.
person 1: *Can't open the door*
person 2: Suato! How can't you open the door? *opens door*
suato by mexicangirl21 January 30, 2016
A swedish power metal band with songs about historic events. formed in 1999 still playing live.
HELL YEAH I'M ABOUT TO SEE SABATON LIVE!
Sabaton by Darthbubbaaa February 12, 2018