The Theory of Subatomic Elves states that the nucleus of an atoms consists of tiny elves who move around different particles inside the atoms and interact with other atoms and their respective subatomic elves.

The theory was created in order to help people's understanding of complex chemistry.

Man, we learned about the Theory of Subatomic Elves today, chemistry makes so much more sense now!

The only reason those two elements chemically reacted with each other was because the subatomic elves were at work.

Theory of Subatomic Elves by GrenadineGang December 2, 2010

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subatomictoasticle

Any tiny fragment of toast left behind in the butter.

There was a subatomictoasticle in the tub of butter.

subatomictoasticle by laurennn<3333333333 June 17, 2006

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Subpatomacite

A word used by residents of the State of Maryland to describe Virginians to their south. The word literally means below the Patomac, which is where Virginia is located.

It originated on r/Maryland as a reasoning for the border fence between Maryland and Virginia.

Gotta keep those subpatomacites out

Subpatomacite by Atom596 September 11, 2022

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subatomical

A word used in rare situations to make a person sound smart when said to an uneducated person. But it's a very risky word to use and can do the exact opposite if you're talking to someone who's actually got a brain.

Bob: The subatomical particles in this hamburger is astounding! I went to UC Harvard, so I'd know about these things.
Billy: *confused* ...yea, cool.
Henry: Bob, you're a fucking idiot.

subatomical by Rive N. eviR April 30, 2006

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