subatomical

A word used in rare situations to make a person sound smart when said to an uneducated person. But it's a very risky word to use and can do the exact opposite if you're talking to someone who's actually got a brain.

Bob: The subatomical particles in this hamburger is astounding! I went to UC Harvard, so I'd know about these things.
Billy: *confused* ...yea, cool.
Henry: Bob, you're a fucking idiot.

by Rive N. eviR April 30, 2006

Theory of Subatomic Elves

The Theory of Subatomic Elves states that the nucleus of an atoms consists of tiny elves who move around different particles inside the atoms and interact with other atoms and their respective subatomic elves.

The theory was created in order to help people's understanding of complex chemistry.

Man, we learned about the Theory of Subatomic Elves today, chemistry makes so much more sense now!

The only reason those two elements chemically reacted with each other was because the subatomic elves were at work.

by GrenadineGang December 2, 2010

subatomictoasticle

Any tiny fragment of toast left behind in the butter.

There was a subatomictoasticle in the tub of butter.

by laurennn<3333333333 June 17, 2006

subatomic

going subatomic a person is about to snap and get brutally violent

hey guys i think mitch is about to go subatomic

by El chappo November 6, 2015

Subatomic dick

We’re you have no pp and you can not get pass the cap ( crusty ass pussy)

“Wow Parker has a subatomic dick”
No way actually lol

by Johnwilksbooth November 5, 2020

subatomic computer

A machine specially a computer that completes tasks while being no bigger than a cell in size.

subatomic computers are not quantum computers, it is the size differences in which they perform.

by 1m1m0 September 23, 2022

Sabatonical

Taking a week of off work to follow the Sabaton tour

Strategically using all available vacation days for live shows, travel and metal-fuelled memories

Often results in camo packed suitcases and a calendar full of Sabaton concert bookings

Just used my vacation days so that I can go to all the shows on the European leg of the Legendary Tour. I’ve gone full Sabatonical

by EnglishMakesMeWantToDrink September 30, 2025