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Theory of Subatomic Elves 

The Theory of Subatomic Elves states that the nucleus of an atoms consists of tiny elves who move around different particles inside the atoms and interact with other atoms and their respective subatomic elves.

The theory was created in order to help people's understanding of complex chemistry.
Man, we learned about the Theory of Subatomic Elves today, chemistry makes so much more sense now!

The only reason those two elements chemically reacted with each other was because the subatomic elves were at work.

Subtronics 

He blasted Subtronics at the Park N' Rave and we all started headbanging
Subtronics by igtotf May 14, 2021

subatomictoasticle 

Any tiny fragment of toast left behind in the butter.
There was a subatomictoasticle in the tub of butter.

subsonic humanoid 

A person born with a deformity of the skull, making thier head look like 2 Liter bottle of pepsi. Without knowing it, they are constantly sending out subliminal messages in everything they say. You may not be paying attention to it when it speaks because it sounds retarded, but there will be information left deep in your brain for future revelations.

The best way I can describe a subsonic humaniod is a guy with a not very well structured skull and there's blood filling his head like a water balloon that's about to burst at any moment. If you see a subsonic humaniod RUN away don't try and act tough because you don't stand a chance.
My sister is a subsonic humanoid. I have to wash her, feed her, and teach her right from wrong.

Family means the world to me.
subsonic humanoid by Reader. April 1, 2009

subatomical 

A word used in rare situations to make a person sound smart when said to an uneducated person. But it's a very risky word to use and can do the exact opposite if you're talking to someone who's actually got a brain.
Bob: The subatomical particles in this hamburger is astounding! I went to UC Harvard, so I'd know about these things.
Billy: *confused* ...yea, cool.
Henry: Bob, you're a fucking idiot.
subatomical by Rive N. eviR April 30, 2006
going subatomic a person is about to snap and get brutally violent
hey guys i think mitch is about to go subatomic
subatomic by El chappo November 6, 2015