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Theory of Subatomic Elves
The Theory of Subatomic Elves states that the nucleus of an atoms consists of tiny elves who move around different particles inside the atoms and interact with other atoms and their respective subatomic elves.
The theory was created in order to help people's understanding of complex chemistry.
The theory was created in order to help people's understanding of complex chemistry.
Man, we learned about the Theory of Subatomic Elves today, chemistry makes so much more sense now!
The only reason those two elements chemically reacted with each other was because the subatomic elves were at work.
The only reason those two elements chemically reacted with each other was because the subatomic elves were at work.
Theory of Subatomic Elves by GrenadineGang December 2, 2010
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subatomictoasticle
There was a subatomictoasticle in the tub of butter.
subatomictoasticle by laurennn<3333333333 June 17, 2006
subsonic humanoid
A person born with a deformity of the skull, making thier head look like 2 Liter bottle of pepsi. Without knowing it, they are constantly sending out subliminal messages in everything they say. You may not be paying attention to it when it speaks because it sounds retarded, but there will be information left deep in your brain for future revelations.
The best way I can describe a subsonic humaniod is a guy with a not very well structured skull and there's blood filling his head like a water balloon that's about to burst at any moment. If you see a subsonic humaniod RUN away don't try and act tough because you don't stand a chance.
The best way I can describe a subsonic humaniod is a guy with a not very well structured skull and there's blood filling his head like a water balloon that's about to burst at any moment. If you see a subsonic humaniod RUN away don't try and act tough because you don't stand a chance.
My sister is a subsonic humanoid. I have to wash her, feed her, and teach her right from wrong.
Family means the world to me.
Family means the world to me.
subsonic humanoid by Reader. April 1, 2009
subatomical
A word used in rare situations to make a person sound smart when said to an uneducated person. But it's a very risky word to use and can do the exact opposite if you're talking to someone who's actually got a brain.
Bob: The subatomical particles in this hamburger is astounding! I went to UC Harvard, so I'd know about these things.
Billy: *confused* ...yea, cool.
Henry: Bob, you're a fucking idiot.
Billy: *confused* ...yea, cool.
Henry: Bob, you're a fucking idiot.
subatomical by Rive N. eviR April 30, 2006
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square grouper
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.