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Shyster Meister 

An obnoxious fool that always has to interrupt a story to one up someone with an unbelievable lack of skill and taste, and kill the mood.
Right in the middle of our conversation, the "Shyster Meister" had to tell some stupid story and destroy the mood!
Shyster Meister by freedom boy June 16, 2009
Shyster is a lawyer who practices law in an unethical manner.
After liquidating his assets to a gardener, Shasko Dubich knew not even his team of shyster lawyers could save him.
Shyster by Shasko Dubich February 2, 2022
A shyster is a lawyer who practices law unethically and takes bribes from rich tycoon ballas.
After liquidating his assets to his gardener, Shasko Dubich, Andre knew not even his team of shyster lawyers could save him now.
Shyster by Shasko Dubich February 3, 2022
Shyster is derived from the German term scheisser, meaning literally “one who defecates,” from the verb scheissen, “to defecate,” with the English suffix -ster, “one who does,” substituted for the German suffix -er, meaning the same thing.

Generally used to describe someone who is untrustworthy, money grabbing and full of crap, particularly in the field of legal work for some reason.
shyster by Martin Duxon September 4, 2003

Shyster in Chief

A well-deserved nickname for the 45th POTUS.
Like all successful used car salesmen trying to make a quick buck, the Shyster in Chief artfully distorts the value of whatever he’s saying and has you believing, for just that crazy moment, that he knows all there is to know that matters about a given subject!
Shyster in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2020

shystery 

When a mysterious source causes a smell of shit to the 12th power.
I spent most of the bus ride back to MSB smelling sleeping passengers in attempt to solve the shystery.
shystery by Wise1KnowsAll March 21, 2017