stupossible

(adjective) A description referring to something that is both stupid and impossible. Coined by PopnFresh.

Ninjas and Pirates joining forces to steal more property is stupossible. They are sworn enemies.

stupossible by Screwtape October 16, 2004

Simpossible 

Something that is only possible if you're a simp.

Person 1: I just donated 1000$ to my favorite female streamer!
Person 2: Really I don't believe you, that's impossible!
Person 1: That's not impossible you idiot, that's simpossible!

Simpossible by Civilian Gaming February 27, 2022

Sabpossible 

Sabpossible is an adjective, which describes the state in which a person negates awe and wonder due to an ignorant/uneducated background.
Origins:- First observed when the word's Author exposed his Father two drastically different experiences but the dad couldn't grasp the magnitude of awesomeness.
The First Observation in detail:

e.g When the Author took his dad for the first time to eat at a Chinese restaurant, show Grand Canyon, observe Dinosaur fossil, NASA tour, and Superbowl game; there was no discernible sense of awe. All emotions were indistinguishable.

I do not know if he will like that food since he is always sabpossible.

The tribe in Papua new Guinea overcame with sapbossiblity when shown a rocket launch.

Taking his grandmother to Comicon was boring because sabpossiblity is real.

Sabpossible by discernible October 20, 2017