stupida freshmano. 

a devastatingly stupid creature. found stopping the traffic of everyday highschoolers and. we have found. that they are the lowest form on the food chain. even the 8th grade bastards hate the stupida freshmano. if you see one. either A kick the shit out of it. B burn it. C point and laugh. D find the motherfucker in a dark alley and beat the shit out of it. D is the preferred method. has no rights. shoot on site.

hey dude i cussed out a stupida freshmano. "why" motherfucker was blocking the goddanm hallway. supid mother fuckers. they have no rights.

stupida freshmano. by Wnilly March 13, 2011

stupid freshman 

a freshman, or new person to a school who gets bullyed for the first few weeks, and doesnt have any street smart skills, it is common for juniors and seniors to ridicule these kids, and junior high students try to be cool and make fun of them for being a stupid freshman but there even more immature for not realizing there lower than low

i push stupid freshman into lockers almost daily

stupid freshman by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007

A Stupid Freshman or Seniority Stealer 

A Stupid Freshman or Seniority Stealer is usually a freshman who makes it their job in life to harass a senior or multiple seniors for at least all of their 9th grade year.

Things typically stolen from said senior or seniors include but are not limited to:
Their Cell Phone (So they cant call for help)

Their Car Keys (the frosh cant drive so neither will seniors)
Their Shoes (pretty much just to piss them off and so they cant run away)

(These things are ALWAYS returned to said seniors though!)
And basically anything the said senior has on them at the time.

The most basic rule of being a stupid freshman is to be stealthy when stealing things from said seniors, the point is to annoy them in a process.

1st-They realize their stuffs gone
2nd-They frantically look for it
3rd-They realize the stupid freshman has stolen their things
4th-Seniority has been claimed by the freshman!

They Job of a stupid freshman is hard work they are called to constantly make the seniors look silly,stupid, and put them in there place infront of upperclassmen or lower.

Characteristics of a stupid freshman include but are not limited to:
Sarcastic-ness

Stealth

Social Awesomeness

Being a sassafrass

Senior1-"Heys guys have you seen my phone?"

Senior2-" No, A stupid freshman or seniority stealer must have took it!"

Both Seniors-"uhhhh!"

A Stupid Freshman or Seniority Stealer by StupidFreshie April 1, 2010