stunk hand
stunk hand by Martin Goya April 19, 2006
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second hand stink
second hand stink by Speedway13 January 31, 2018
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1 hand and a stunt man
When someone you like is unavailable. So you search porn till you find an actor/actress that looks similar enough. So when you go to masturbate ,you can squint your eyes and not be able to tell the difference
1 hand and a stunt man by Rezboy sunday October 30, 2023
Spunk Handshake
When you either knowingly or accidentally shake someones hand with a stringy glob of spunk (sperm) attached to your hand.
The globule is then transferred to the person and they wipe it off in confusion. Usually they are too embarrassed to ask what it is but will often sniff it.
The globule is then transferred to the person and they wipe it off in confusion. Usually they are too embarrassed to ask what it is but will often sniff it.
Pokey was spun out on cheap bath tub crank and furiously beat off into an oven mitt. He thought he got all of the jizz wiped up when he was done, but a little was left over on his hand.
Pokey then went to his dealer's house to shoot up and unknowingly gave him a spunk handshake.
Pokey then went to his dealer's house to shoot up and unknowingly gave him a spunk handshake.
Spunk Handshake by Jrubadub December 29, 2010
Stink Dick Hands
Yo, I was fuckin this bitch last night, but I had to jerk it to get the leftover poison out. Yo Nigga, you got stink dick hands!
Stink Dick Hands by Dfiaj December 14, 2018
back handed stink bug
whilst standing on one leg, reach under lifted leg with your non-dominant hand, grasping the shaft of the wang with thumb on the underside. commence masterbation at a desired pace.
i was just at this party and i walked in on marco when he was busting the "back handed stink bug", it looked like so much fun that i immediately started too. when we were done, we pashed and wiped our penises on the curtain.
back handed stink bug by Marcoooooo October 23, 2007
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026