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stumpless

That fucker had me stumpless
by T-dik May 7, 2024
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Stumpled

When you have spent so much time on Stumbleupon, you become dizzy, confused, disoriented, slow, and in essence, intoxicated.
"Yeah I was gonna finish that paper, but I just got so Stumpled last night."
by Kahrispy October 13, 2011
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Strapless

A word meaning strapless bathing suit, underware or dress preferably worm on a women. Also has proved to be the Hottest sounding word ever and it just rolls off the tounge.
Her strapless bathing suit revealed a lot :-)
by Hortinstein June 4, 2003
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Stemless grapes

Post-vasectomy testes.
Baby, I don't need a rubber. I have stemless grapes here...
by Angry Bill March 28, 2010
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StumpTease

An incredibly fugly bitch
"That tramp couldn't turn on a stump!"
"Yeah, what a fuckin' StumpTease."
by BitchCrackerGuy September 5, 2011
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Stopless

Without brakes the car was stopless
by Gbone December 14, 2012
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Stumples

A rare and extreme case of "cankles" in which each leg of a "big-boned" lass in question takes on a tree-trunk likeness. The stumple begins (or ends) where the ankle bone SHOULD be seen and finishes (or starts) in areas that are too frightful to imagine. Moss and hair-stubble accentuates this unseemly occurrence.

In some cases, backgound radiation is emitted from said lumber logs. Largely very dangerous to get caught in between.
"Good Lord, Big Bertha's stumples are exceptionally endowed today."
by DGFab January 11, 2009
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