stumpless 

Speechless beyond anything before

That fucker had me stumpless

stumpless by T-dik May 7, 2024

Stumpled 

When you have spent so much time on Stumbleupon, you become dizzy, confused, disoriented, slow, and in essence, intoxicated.

"Yeah I was gonna finish that paper, but I just got so Stumpled last night."

Stumpled by Kahrispy October 13, 2011

Strapless 

A word meaning strapless bathing suit, underware or dress preferably worm on a women. Also has proved to be the Hottest sounding word ever and it just rolls off the tounge.

Her strapless bathing suit revealed a lot :-)

Strapless by Hortinstein June 4, 2003

Stemless grapes 

Post-vasectomy testes.

Baby, I don't need a rubber. I have stemless grapes here...

Stemless grapes by Angry Bill March 28, 2010

StumpTease 

An incredibly fugly bitch

"That tramp couldn't turn on a stump!"
"Yeah, what a fuckin' StumpTease."

StumpTease by BitchCrackerGuy September 5, 2011

Stopless 

Without stop

Without brakes the car was stopless

Stopless by Gbone December 14, 2012

Stumples 

A rare and extreme case of "cankles" in which each leg of a "big-boned" lass in question takes on a tree-trunk likeness. The stumple begins (or ends) where the ankle bone SHOULD be seen and finishes (or starts) in areas that are too frightful to imagine. Moss and hair-stubble accentuates this unseemly occurrence.

In some cases, backgound radiation is emitted from said lumber logs. Largely very dangerous to get caught in between.

"Good Lord, Big Bertha's stumples are exceptionally endowed today."

Stumples by DGFab January 11, 2009