stumpin

verb:
1.the act of posting up behind large objects as if waiting on somebody;

2. The act of being on ones knees

1. Damn look at my man stumpin behind that statue.

2. That girl is always down for some stumpin.

by sean stewart May 11, 2008

Stumpin'

Can't figure something out, miffed, dumbfounded, confused or don't have a quick response to a situation or something said to you.

When Teresa showed up at the club with her sister and started asking me if I had slept with her, MAN, I was straight up stumpin'!

by JoeP. May 25, 2007

Cumber-Stumpin'

the act, by a male, of placing a cucumber in his pants to give off the appearance of having a large penis.

OR...

the act, by a woman, of placing a cucumber in her pants to deceive others into thinking she is a man or has undergone a sex-change operation

(not to be confused with pickle-dick)

Bro, I always pick up Hooters waitress' when I'm cumber-stumpin'!

Fred: "Woah, is that a man or a woman?!"
Me: "Probably just some lesbo-bitch cumber-stumpin."

cucumberdickpickledickcumber-stumpveggiecocksquashscrotum

by hamsterqueef October 20, 2011

Stumpany

A stupid company.

Jim should just call it stumpany, stupid company!

by uvogin December 19, 2021

food-stamping

(verb) The process of redeeming EBT (food stamp) benefits.

Being the family bread-winner, it was a common practice at every first of the month for John to go food-stamping at the local Sav-A-Lot to obtain groceries for his family.

by Nikki Stixx May 19, 2018

Goomba stomping

A term usually used in video games. The act of jumping on top of someone or something to kill/destroy it. Much like jumping on Goomba's in the Mario games.

Player1: Dude, I totally Goomba-stomped the guy at the bottom of the elevator shaft.
Admin: Goomba stomping is not allowed!

by Hardcore Bob December 11, 2011

Face stomping

Term originating from small circles of Counter-Strike gamers. Refers to the act of doing something extraordinary or with great excellence. Also synonmous with 'pwning' in gaming. Can be applied in various forms as long as the words "face" and "stomp" are included within the text, although there are exceptions to this rule.

1. "You just witnessed a face stomping.
2. "That guy just got face-stomped."
2. "Dude, I'm stomping faces right now."
3. "I just stomped that math test's face!"
4. "Facial stompage."

by God. January 22, 2006