The act of placing your terd filled butthole on the forehead of a friend. Example: Frank passed out shitfaced and nicole having no nutsack to teabag him, squeezes a turtlehead out and hits Frank with the infamous dirt stamp!
When you and your partner are getting it in the shower. Guy pick us up girl, her legs are around his waist and they're getting it. All of a sudden the guy has to shit, so he does and stomps the shit down the drain before the girl notices.
I was with my girl in the shower last night and I had to hit her with the dirtystomp. I couldn't hold it.
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the wordsbullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.