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hop on stumble guys 

Very rough sex with two or more gay leprechauns all being vegans with liquid gold as lubricant and preformed in a pot of gold. Both of who ages added up to 30 yrs old.

Hop on Stumble Guys 

zoomer slang for aggressive animal sex, often used by males who are fond of Stumble Guys and bestiality.
“Hey bro, wanna hop on stumble guys later?”

“Sure, I just have to lubricate my dog Kelly first”

Hop on the stumble 

The universal phrase amongst students in class to tell everyone to get on stumble guys
Kid 1: Yo this class is boring asf bro
Kid 2: YO EVERYONE HOP ON THE STUMBLE!
Kid 1: What's the google classroom code bro???
Kid 2: AXQ32M
Hop on the stumble by meemzolol October 16, 2023

stumbledancing 

When you've been drinking while listening to great music while drunk, and think you're dancing fantastically but you're so drunk you're pretty much just stumbling around the room in somewhat approximation to the beat of the music.
"Look at that fool stumbledancing all around the discotech!"
stumbledancing by Dr. Bighead March 26, 2022