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StMarks Penance 

A naughty catholic school girl kneelin' on a broomstick with a cock in her mouth hummin' the Act of Contrition.
Sister Mary made Kristina perform a StMarks Penance since she came to school coked up again.
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When someone is smarter then you but they are also stupid.
Human 1: And she did that number and told me
Human 2: that's not a number
Human 1: you know what I mean
Human 2: clearly I don't
Human 1: your stumart
Stumart by Lucy.Elizabeth August 10, 2019

Stumaker theory

Named for professor Stumaker, it was loosely termed as a theory by students though it lacked the appropriate peer review to deem it as one. It is the idea that one can infer if a woman has ever had an orgasm based solely on how comfortably she talks about sex.
Katie talks so much about sex. I'm sure she must have had an orgasm if the Stumaker theory is correct.
a bad stomach pain caused by over eating of spicy food or consumption of too much liquer the night befor.
after the buffalo wings icaught a mean stumaki
stumaki by dj jew January 28, 2007

Slumarket 

A place (such as a particular school, town, or club) where the population notably trashy or promiscuous.
Of course that ho was there; that place is a total slumarket!
Slumarket by Ukcaps October 20, 2016