stumaki
a bad stomach pain caused by over eating of spicy food or consumption of too much liquer the night befor.
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Stumaker theory
Named for professor Stumaker, it was loosely termed as a theory by students though it lacked the appropriate peer review to deem it as one. It is the idea that one can infer if a woman has ever had an orgasm based solely on how comfortably she talks about sex.
Katie talks so much about sex. I'm sure she must have had an orgasm if the Stumaker theory is correct.
Stumaker theory by Joey LaGalo June 6, 2005
stumanity
The casino owner Steve Wynn demonstrated stumanity when he poked a hole in the canvas of the Picasso painting he was trying to sell for $139,000,000.
stumanity by EveryMinuteJunglist October 18, 2006
stupakide
Pronunciation: \ˈstü-ə-ˌsīd\
Function: noun
Etymology: From Stupak (former US Congressman, forced to retire) + English -cide;
Date: March 21, 2010
1 : the act or an instance of ending one's own political career by violating one's sworn oath to protect and defend the Constitution voluntarily and intentionally, in direct contradiction to previously acknowledged and stated constituency desires and interests, especially by a person of years of discretion and of sound mind
2 : one that commits or attempts Stupakide
Function: noun
Etymology: From Stupak (former US Congressman, forced to retire) + English -cide;
Date: March 21, 2010
1 : the act or an instance of ending one's own political career by violating one's sworn oath to protect and defend the Constitution voluntarily and intentionally, in direct contradiction to previously acknowledged and stated constituency desires and interests, especially by a person of years of discretion and of sound mind
2 : one that commits or attempts Stupakide
Voter 1: Sen. Lindsey Graham's continued support of not only Cap & Trade, but amnesty for illegal aliens as well - I can't believe he's intent on committing Stupakide.
Voter 2: I know, man. At least Sen. McCain figured out he had to fake it when that rancher was murdered by illegals because the fence didn't built.
Voter 2: I know, man. At least Sen. McCain figured out he had to fake it when that rancher was murdered by illegals because the fence didn't built.
Stumpkin
1. Similar to the conventional Blumpkin, in that one receives oral pleasure whilst defecating, but one is seated on a stump instead of the usual toilet
2. When one's partner attempts to sexually pleasure an amputated limb.
2. When one's partner attempts to sexually pleasure an amputated limb.
1. Now that we're in the Redwood forest, it's the perfect time for a Stumpkin Jazzmun! I gotta go bad!
2. Losing the leg was tragic, but the stumpkins almost make up for it
2. Losing the leg was tragic, but the stumpkins almost make up for it
Stumpkin by JeffMagnumStainMyMontaintop August 17, 2010
Stumpkin
stumpkin
1. One who portrays characteristics of what would make you want to shout out "STUMP"
2. a term used to describe anything and everything, as long as it sounds right.
2. a term used to describe anything and everything, as long as it sounds right.
1. "Man, that was some stumpkin!!! Great job!" or "Man, that was stumpkin, just plain booty..."
2. A person, rather large in size or even just wobbly and funny looking, is skipping down the road and all of a sudden trips and falls..youre instincts propel you to scream "AHAAA what a STUMPKIN!!"
2. A person, rather large in size or even just wobbly and funny looking, is skipping down the road and all of a sudden trips and falls..youre instincts propel you to scream "AHAAA what a STUMPKIN!!"
stumpkin by Meredith and Rebecca November 22, 2003