Similar to the Space Hog, the Studio Sow wants to be a tattoo artist and only wants to tattoo what they want to do but they are never
happy with anything and constantly cry and
moan about their situation.
Like the Bearded Lady, the Studio Sow
will complain about their situation and never do anything to improve it.
The Studio Sow wastes the time of the customer trying to get a tattoo unless it'
s something they want to do. The Studio Sow wastes the time of the shop owner and the real tattoo artists by not tattooing and taking up resources and space in the studio. The Studio Sow
will whine and complain constantly degrading the morale of the studio and destroying the business. Rarely showing up for work on time and often calling in sick, but unashamed to come in on their day off and do a free tattoo on their friend. The Studio Sow
will moan about not having
money but turn away customers because he is not into doing the design they ask for.
"That
guy never comes in on time, complains that he never does any 'cool' tattoos, misses at least one day a week and tattoos his
friends for
free! He is a useless studio sow!"
