stuck in mud 

When an object gets stuck in someone’s asshole

Aidan’s new toy car got stuck in mud

stuck in mud by The Caulk lover October 27, 2022

Stuck in the Mud

The inability to complete a task due to a lack of understanding, competence, or will.

Josh is stuck in the mud and has been unable to complete the engineering changes piled up on his desk due to a lack of will.

Doug seems incompetent in creating purchase orders and appears to be stuck on the mud.

Tim has a lack of understanding of the need for gages and due to that is stuck in the mud.

Stuck in the Mud by Mer9 April 29, 2010

Stuck in the mud

When you are drunk and you’ve fucked up.

Karen; Who’s boat is this?
Jade: Oh you mean Mud Flaps. She’s ours. You’re a part owner. We bought it off Marketplace last night.
Karen: Oh fuck. You all got stuck in the mud last night!!

Stuck in the mud by Andos Hastos January 11, 2022

Stuck in the mud

When a man is having anal sex with his partner, whoever that may be, and his member fails him while inside, thus having the rectum close around and grip the flaccid member.

Me and the lady wanted to try something new in the bed last night. I thought It was going well until I got stuck in the mud.

Stuck in the mud by Zetters April 24, 2014

Stuck in the mud

To foot-fuck someone up the ass.

I got stuck in the mud last night.

Stuck in the mud by PP December 3, 2003

Stuck in the mud

When performing anal sex with a dog, its anus constricks around your manhood, causing your dick to get stuck in the mud.

Hamish had to go to medical, when buck caught him stuck in the mud.

Stuck in the mud by DirtyMikee May 23, 2016

stick in the mud 

Someone who prefers to allow things of seeming enjoyment pass them by

Someone who prefers to "stick" (stay, remain) in the "mud" (a metaphor for despression and unhappiness)

derived from "to stick in the mud" ..

The time has come to thicken the blood //
and make no mistake i'm a stick in the mud //

stick in the mud by adhesives April 27, 2003