Definitions by DirtyMikee

Mandles 

Where you cum inside a chick, let it go hard, remove it and put it around your house as a scented candle.

Went over to Marty's house last week, he must do some freaky shit because he had mandles all around his house, smelt nice though!

Mandles by DirtyMikee October 15, 2016

Red Rocket Vacuum 

When a male and/or female sucks your appendage so hard it turns a dark red from the tip to the balls.

Schultz and Rob gave me voilent head last night, i had to leave my cock an hour to cool down! they did the old Red Rocket Vacuum!

Red Rocket Vacuum by DirtyMikee May 24, 2016

The Triwizard Cup 

This is a game to be played at home with your friends, 3 or more people.

Everyone starts by jizzing into a central cup, everyone writes there names down and puts them in a hat. you than leave the cup in the centre for a couple of hours.

Later that evening a name is drawn out of a hat, whoevers name it is has to drink the cup.

The name comes from when the person insists they didnt put there name in and they should just redraw.

I was at giles house the other night and we played The Triwizard Cup, thats the 5th time i have lost in a row!

The Triwizard Cup by DirtyMikee May 24, 2016

Albino SackDaddy

When a mans ballsack is whiter and alot larger than his cock.

Danny was very pleasing with his tongue, i was very disappointed when i found out that he was an Albino SackDaddy.

Albino SackDaddy by DirtyMikee May 23, 2016

Stuck in the mud

When performing anal sex with a dog, its anus constricks around your manhood, causing your dick to get stuck in the mud.

Hamish had to go to medical, when buck caught him stuck in the mud.

Stuck in the mud by DirtyMikee May 23, 2016

australian anal 

When your girl is riding you from on top and she bounces a bit too high so you line your throbber up with her brown eye causing her momentum to force her onto your flesh flute.

My missus wasnt keen on analsex, so i gave her the old Australian anal

australian anal by DirtyMikee May 23, 2016