strumf 

The correct form is smurf.

NO: I strumfed the strumfing strumf in her strumf hole!
YES: I smurfed the smurfing smurf in her smurf hole!

strumf by mihais13 March 29, 2008

Trumpet Strumpet 

A mistress of Donald Trump.

Yes, that beauty queen was a Trumpet Strumpet.

Trumpet Strumpet by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2016

flourish of strumpets

A group of prostitutes, a gathering of whores, a collective term for ladies of ill repute.

Gross Vulgarian:"Look at all them cheap cunts over by that lamp post...."
Proper Fellow:"Indeed, it seems to be a flourish of strumpets."

flourish of strumpets by Kieran Le Petomaine November 16, 2006

stfumf 

shut the fuck up mother fucker

stfumf by Anonymous November 5, 2003

strumbler 

1. An enormously large cock. Usally of great thickness and length.

2. Also can be used as an adjective, strumbling, which means huge, out of porportion, rippling, etc.

1. Hey, bitch, come suck my strumbler!

2. Geez, I have a strumbling cock!

strumbler by Mr. President May 9, 2005

Strufflet 

Rape

Guy 1: Did you hear about Kai? He got into a Strufflet.
Guy 2: Damn, where?
Guy 1: At the gay bar downtown.
Guy 1: I hear Strufflets are common over there...

Strufflet by TheLatino December 6, 2011

joe strummer 

it pains me to say that im the first person to write a decent definition for this great man.
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Joe Strummer (born John Grahm Mellor) was/is the vocalist for one of the most important bands in punk rock The Clash. With a leftist political view and a reggae influence, The Clash rose to the top. The Clash broke up in the late 1980's and Strummer went on to a solo career. In 1995 or so, Joe strummer signed onto Hellcat records with a backing band called The Mescaleros, releasing fourl albums before his death on December 22, 2002

Joe strummer was one of the most amazing vocalists of the 80's.

joe strummer by Dalle October 8, 2005