Stroodling

Name: Stroodling Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 32.95 USD
Availability: InStock

Engorging on a large amount of toaster strudels, sometimes to the extent of having a bathtub of frosting. Usually done right after school or later in the evening.

Fireman: Where the hell have you been?
Butt Pirate: Yeah, quit stroodling!

Dominik: Never!

Fireman:Where the fuck where you last night? I was waiting for you to get on.
Dominik:I stroodled it a little bit and then went to bed.

Stroodling by JDMBart October 14, 2011

Get merch

Get the Stroodling mug.

See more merch

stroodling

(v) to relocate someone's personal possessions to a new position within sight of the owners, without their knowledge, preferably between the hours of 10 and 12 pm.

stroodle (n)

I wanted to go stroodling but the mormon was on patrol.

stroodling by stroodler December 4, 2009

Get merch

Related Words

stroodling • scroodling • Stroogling • Snoodling • stooling • Strolling • stroodlism • spoodling • Stooling Stool • Straddling

Stroodlism

An almost mostly valid religion that worships the almighty God, Mother, and eats toaster stroodles.

Manny: Are you religious?
Newman: Yeah, I believe in Stroodlism!
Manny: Oh, ME TOO! #stroodlehourlife

Stroodlism by StroodlerOfMom September 12, 2020

Get merch

Stoolinger

A tool used to move stacks of milk crates in an orderly fashion to prevent stacks from falling in the grocery industry.

The dairy manager used the Stoolinger to move the heavy crates into the milk box with ease.

Stoolinger by King Frozen May 27, 2020

Get merch

Troodling

When an uncircumcised man wraps the hood of his uncut man meat over the hood of another man's uncut dangle. They precede to slide back and forth until ejaculation

Neil: Wow. This place is really dead tonight. There are, literally, no women here...I'm bored.
Bob: So true. Want to buy a box of cheap beer, go back to my place and do a little troodling?

Troodling by Derpydurpy May 2, 2017

Get merch

stroodlism

an almost mostly valid religion that worships the almighty God, Mother, and eats toaster stroodles

Manny: Are you religious!

Newman: Yeah, I believe in Stroodlism

Manny: Oh me too! #stroodlehourlife

stroodlism by mother's stroodles September 12, 2020

Get merch

stroodlism

an almost mostly valid religion that worships the almighty God, Mother, and eats toaster stroodles

Manny: Are you religious?

Newman: Yeah, I believe in Stroodlism

Manny: Oh me too! #stroodlehourlife

stroodlism by a fellow Stroodler September 12, 2020

Get merch

Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

Get merch

SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Get merch

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Get merch

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

Get merch

jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Get merch