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a word used by my italian immigrant grandfather to describe a guy with a 1 incher on the first glass of vino , by the time the bottle was empty he was going home to get dressed up nice so he could go fuck marilyn monroe and was doing her a favor with his anaconda.

we went to this club because nick said he always got laid from there ,we drank all night by ourselves and left with our dicks in our hand,because some old lady who looked like my mom was locking up,that fuckin nick, what a fuckin strooch.

strooch by carmine 99 July 7, 2010

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Stoochie

A female that has a stinky coochie

Don't fool around with that bitch. Her stoochie is no joke.

Stoochie by OG mc Bob August 16, 2016

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stooche

Someone who is crusty, musty, and dusty.

That person there is such a stooche.

stooche by Mzolz May 18, 2016

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Stronch

The noise made when a large penis or dildo is forcibly and rapidly jammed into a mostly unwilling anus. It is a brutally effective onomatopoeia, combining the painful tearing sound of the anus ripping open with a smoother sliding sound that represents the mass of the bulky invader forcing inside in a single, completely inhumane motion.

If there's no security at the back entrance, stronch that shit, bro.

Stronch by AKfucker August 3, 2009

Stooch

A slang use to descibe someone who acts up tight, anti-social, like their better than everyone else.

I asked her to come party with us but she was acting stooch.

Stooch by twavis March 8, 2009

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Stooch

The term stooch defines someone who is an epic fail. Someone who is just a waste of space and air. Close but a little bit worse then your average idiot and just past a drongo.

You're a fucking stooch

You're standing over there like a stooch

Look at that stooch

Look at this fucking stooch

Where you going ya stooch

Jesus christ you fucking stooch

(The word usually goes better after the word fucking)

Stooch by DamAAG September 9, 2013

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Stooch

The Omniword. Can mean anything in any context.

Did you hear the Stooch (Tea)?

STOOCH (damn)!

That guy is a Stooch.

Stooch by Echonian September 20, 2018

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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