strooch

a word used by my italian immigrant grandfather to describe a guy with a 1 incher on the first glass of vino , by the time the bottle was empty he was going home to get dressed up nice so he could go fuck marilyn monroe and was doing her a favor with his anaconda.

we went to this club because nick said he always got laid from there ,we drank all night by ourselves and left with our dicks in our hand,because some old lady who looked like my mom was locking up,that fuckin nick, what a fuckin strooch.

by carmine 99 July 7, 2010

Stoochie

A female that has a stinky coochie

Don't fool around with that bitch. Her stoochie is no joke.

by OG mc Bob August 16, 2016

stooche

Someone who is crusty, musty, and dusty.

That person there is such a stooche.

by Mzolz May 18, 2016

Stronch

The noise made when a large penis or dildo is forcibly and rapidly jammed into a mostly unwilling anus. It is a brutally effective onomatopoeia, combining the painful tearing sound of the anus ripping open with a smoother sliding sound that represents the mass of the bulky invader forcing inside in a single, completely inhumane motion.

If there's no security at the back entrance, stronch that shit, bro.

by AKfucker August 3, 2009

Stooch

A slang use to descibe someone who acts up tight, anti-social, like their better than everyone else.

I asked her to come party with us but she was acting stooch.

by twavis March 8, 2009

Stooch

The term stooch defines someone who is an epic fail. Someone who is just a waste of space and air. Close but a little bit worse then your average idiot and just past a drongo.

You're a fucking stooch

You're standing over there like a stooch

Look at that stooch

Look at this fucking stooch

Where you going ya stooch

Jesus christ you fucking stooch

(The word usually goes better after the word fucking)

by DamAAG September 9, 2013

Stooch

The Omniword. Can mean anything in any context.

Did you hear the Stooch (Tea)?

STOOCH (damn)!

That guy is a Stooch.

by Echonian September 20, 2018