strong badian 

A native of the small town behind Strong Bad's house. Technically, there is only one inhabitant, that being tire, but soon, it should be tire and Da... hey! Nice try! I'm not telling you my name!

The Tandy 300 ghost haunts Strong Badia at all times.

strong badian by strong badian May 23, 2004

Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventure 

1) Strong Bad's current and only theme park ride that resides in Strong Badia. It consists of a cardboard box for a boat, water from a leaky hose for a river, a smaller box for The Cheat, a fake rock-on-a-stick, and a cardboard cut-out of a "headhunter" which is just a crappy drawing of a bear holding up a shark.

2) Also known as: The Strong Badian Riverboat Superfun ... Ride

3) Might be the worst three-thousand dollars you'll ever spend.

SB: Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen my name is Strong Bad and welcome to the Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventuuure...
Please keep your arms legs and valuables inside the vehicle at all times, and get ready to experience the fury of...
The strong Badian Riverboat Superfuuun...
Riiide...

And first up on our tour if you look to your right, experience the fury of...
a big rock that's going to fall on uuus...

H*R: Ohhhhhhh....

SB: That was a close call, I hope everyone is okaaay...

H*R: I'm not o-- SB: Shut up.

SB: Oh and if you look up the river, here comes another one our tour guides his name is The Cheat everybody say "Hi, The Cheeeeat!"...

(The Cheat walks on by in a little box)

H*R: Hide and seeeek...

(Island drums start playing)

SB: Oh what's that I hear is it the sound of island drums, oh no it's headhunteeers...

(Bear holding shark pops up)

SB: Everyone stay in the boat, I'll take care-a diiiis...

(Strong Bad shoots twice at the bear with a fake gun)

SB: Looks like we scared those headhunters, let's hope they don't come baaack...

Well folks we made it back safely did everyone have a good time--(H*R: Not weally.)--goood...

Please leave your valuables under your seat, and exit to your riiight...

H*R: Stwong Bad, I gotta level with ya. That *might* have been ... the wuast thwee-thousand dollaous I evoh spent!

SB: Don't forget to experience the fury of...
our gift shooop...

Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventure by cwapface July 1, 2004

Strong badia 

A country ruled by Strong Bad, which is mostly just an empty field. The population of Strong Badia is Tire. A common misconception is that Strong Bad and The Cheat also live in Strong Badia. However, Strong Bad actually lives in a house with his brothers Strong Mad and Strong Sad in Free Country, USA. The Cheat also resides in Free Country, USA, in the King of Town's Bar-B-Q. Thus, the Population of Tire for Strong Badia is quite accurate, unless you want to include other inanimate objects in Strong Badia such as the fence, the cinder block, and the Stop sign on which the population is written.

...get a little place in Strong Badia...

Strong badia by RJ April 28, 2004

Strong Badia 

(n) a country created and ruled by Strong Bad consisting of an empty plot of dirt and a fence. Population: Tire

Strong Badia is the coolest place ever.

Strong Badia by Matan October 31, 2003

strong badia national anthem 

On a scale from cool to awesome, this song is super great.

strong badia national anthem by Bob teh Bizuilder June 4, 2003

Strong Badia 

The field strong bad rules over. Population: Tire.

"Will you join me to invade Strong Badia?"

Strong Badia by Danny Peterson January 9, 2004

strong badia national anthem 

come toooo the place where the tropical breezes blow
come toooo the coolest place i know
the people are so great
but really there's only me
and that means i'm so great
and also there's the cheat
oh there's the cheat
in the place where the tropical breezes blow
the cheat
in the coolest place i know
the ones are always cold
and the parties last all night
and there's probably lots of chocolates
and population tire
populationnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrre

strong badia national anthem by Trogdor April 3, 2003