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stroketard 

A person who has had a stroke and has become a touch retarded.
Erica Smith has become a stroketard since her accident...

stonetarded 

someone that has smoked so much marijuana that they are beyond the point of being stoned that they are resembling a person who has down syndrome
t-bain: we were stonetarded, we played mario for 5 hours

t-pleasure: damn wish i could have been here
stonetarded by t-pleasure January 20, 2009

streetarded 

Used to describe a person without street smarts; i.e. lacking the common sense required to deal with the potential dangers of real life outside of school.
1: Sure, he gets straight A's and all, but he's extremely streetarded.
2: Damn.
streetarded by nyloisbroke February 28, 2020

toy storetard 

a person who is a retard when it comes to toys
My friend just bought my brother a barbie doll. what a toy storetard.
toy storetard by Stavi Serksnis December 31, 2009

smoketarded 

1. adj. having smoked so much weed that even while not high you act retarded/high.

see also smoketard
Oh man, you're so smoketarded. When was the last time you got high?
smoketarded by brio May 28, 2006

Streetard 

Your everyday normal person, who is not medically retarded, but acts in a way that makes you think, "man, that dumbfuck is retarded!" Used as to not offend medically retarded people.
Man, that fucker almost hit my car pulling out of the parking lot, what the streetard!
Streetard by SuperdyDuperty August 1, 2018
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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