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stroketard 

A person who has had a stroke and has become a touch retarded.
Erica Smith has become a stroketard since her accident...

stonetarded 

someone that has smoked so much marijuana that they are beyond the point of being stoned that they are resembling a person who has down syndrome
t-bain: we were stonetarded, we played mario for 5 hours

t-pleasure: damn wish i could have been here
stonetarded by t-pleasure January 20, 2009

streetarded 

Used to describe a person without street smarts; i.e. lacking the common sense required to deal with the potential dangers of real life outside of school.
1: Sure, he gets straight A's and all, but he's extremely streetarded.
2: Damn.
streetarded by nyloisbroke February 28, 2020

toy storetard 

a person who is a retard when it comes to toys
My friend just bought my brother a barbie doll. what a toy storetard.
toy storetard by Stavi Serksnis December 31, 2009

smoketarded 

1. adj. having smoked so much weed that even while not high you act retarded/high.

see also smoketard
Oh man, you're so smoketarded. When was the last time you got high?
smoketarded by brio May 28, 2006

Streetard 

Your everyday normal person, who is not medically retarded, but acts in a way that makes you think, "man, that dumbfuck is retarded!" Used as to not offend medically retarded people.
Man, that fucker almost hit my car pulling out of the parking lot, what the streetard!
Streetard by SuperdyDuperty August 1, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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