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stroker poker 

The sort of game you play with the provider whenever you go into a massage parlor to see if they are willing to give you that special "happy ending" (i.e. a handjob). You 'lay your bet' (make the first move with some sort of signal), and then they either 'call' (wait for you to make another signal they can trust because they're afraid you might be a cop), 'raise' (lead you on but give no sure indication they are willing - meaning they're cautious but don't want you to lose interest), 'fold' (give you that boner-shrinking NO), or 'go all in' (meaning she's willing to give you that handy, and maybe even let you go 'all in' her!). And unfortunately, just like poker as well, she could be bluffing - leading you on for whatever reason but, when it's time for that final bet, she folds.
Part of the enjoyment for me when going to a massage place is that whole game of stroker poker - never knowing if you're actually gonna get some, but enjoying the anticipation.
stroker poker by Wordmaster Bitch September 17, 2012
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2 stroke poke 

The act of engaging in sex that is so intense you can't tell if your partner is having an orgasm or a stroke.
So after the lunch date we took the afternoon off and went back to her place for the old 2 stroke poke.
2 stroke poke by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020

Stroke n Poke

When a guy is stroking a girls hair and then he pokes his penis in her vagina!
Chad gave Keirsten A Stroke n Poke that made her scream & her body tingle all over!
Stroke n Poke by SlopNChop October 18, 2016

stroke and poke 

Its when a guy is jerking off with one hand (stroke), while simultaneously putting a dildo, finger, or desired object up their own ass (poke).
Guy 1: Man I think I am gonna give my self the good old stroke and poke tonight.
Guy 2: When did you get a dildo?
Guy 3: No, I just use my finger.
stroke and poke by gundamshark June 26, 2015

Stroke n Poke

Fucking a chick then reaching your hand in her vag and grabbing your dick and then continuing to fuck her while holding your dick
Dude 1: Yo, so last night, this bitch's vagina was so big, I could have pretty much stroke n poked her
Dude 2: whats stroke n poke?
Dude 1: It's when you are fucking a chick and then reach inside her vagina and grab your dick and continue to fuck her
Dude 2: fuckin awesome
Stroke n Poke by niggersaurus-rex October 15, 2011

self-stroke'n'poke 

Female masturbation.
"She likes to do a lil' self-stroke'n'poke when I'm away. ^.^ "
-me
self-stroke'n'poke by Dave March 29, 2004

Stroke N Poke

When you fuck someone and are able to reach into their vagina and stroke your penis while fucking the chick for further pleasure
Jack did a classic stroke n poke to Ellie the other night and Ellie moaned saying DADDY all night long until they cummed on each other. Ellie wanted to fuck Jack again the next day and stroke his penis until he cummed.
Stroke N Poke by DickGirl January 13, 2020
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