stroke the mongrel's head

To masterbate, wank, jerk-off, thrap, tug, strum the pink darth vader, pull the pud, stroke the sausage, self abuse,

I think I`m going to stroke the mongrel's head before bed time

stroke the mongrel's head by kendohmassif March 8, 2009

Stroke Seat 

The seat closest to the stern of a racing shell. Called stroke because he/she is in charge of keeping a steady stroke rate.

coxwain-Bring it down stroke seat.
stroke seat-RATE!?

Stroke Seat by 1337 |-|4x0|2 August 24, 2006

Stroker's Guilt 

That feeling of remorse/self loathing/shame after busting a huge nut to questionable pornographic material.

I suffered Stroker's Guilt after getting off to a midget clown gang bang.

Stroker's Guilt by Dyzko November 12, 2016

stroke station 

Location within a man cave where masturbation is most likely to occur (frequently). Prior to the Internet, it would have been a reclining chair or couch placed within view of the television. Post-Internet, it is definitely in front of a man's man cave computer. Stroke stations are often equipped with lubricant (cleverly hidden or in plain sight), tissues, wastebasket with many, many used tissues, or a simple jizz rag for the more advanced stroker.

Wife: The only sex you're having tonight is by yourself at your stroke station!

stroke station by Spacini December 16, 2012

stroke session

When a guy facetimes/skypes/video chats a girl and jerks off too her while she watches and disrobes herself in order to help him blow his load. After he does his finishing move, he usually ends the call without warning and never talks to the girl again.

Hey Paul, I just did a Stroke Session(SS) with Christina last night, too bad she'll never hear from me again.

stroke session by DoubleGDowntheStreet November 16, 2014

stroke & slap 

when a girl strokes your cock up and down and slaps your cock head in the palm of her other hand.

my girlfriend performed the stroke & slap last night sending me over the edge.

stroke & slap by jminator21 July 25, 2010

stroke sack 

Idiot; moron; total fuckin tool

Bro, you are such a friggin stroke sack how'd you lose that game???

stroke sack by The Bo$$ Man August 11, 2017