stroke the mongrel's head
To masterbate, wank, jerk-off, thrap, tug, strum the pink darth vader, pull the pud, stroke the sausage, self abuse,
stroke the mongrel's head by kendohmassif March 8, 2009
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Stroke Seat
The seat closest to the stern of a racing shell. Called stroke because he/she is in charge of keeping a steady stroke rate.
Stroke Seat by 1337 |-|4x0|2 August 24, 2006
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Stroker's Guilt
That feeling of remorse/self loathing/shame after busting a huge nut to questionable pornographic material.
Stroker's Guilt by Dyzko November 12, 2016
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stroke station
Location within a man cave where masturbation is most likely to occur (frequently). Prior to the Internet, it would have been a reclining chair or couch placed within view of the television. Post-Internet, it is definitely in front of a man's man cave computer. Stroke stations are often equipped with lubricant (cleverly hidden or in plain sight), tissues, wastebasket with many, many used tissues, or a simple jizz rag for the more advanced stroker.
stroke station by Spacini December 16, 2012
stroke session
When a guy facetimes/skypes/video chats a girl and jerks off too her while she watches and disrobes herself in order to help him blow his load. After he does his finishing move, he usually ends the call without warning and never talks to the girl again.
Hey Paul, I just did a Stroke Session(SS) with Christina last night, too bad she'll never hear from me again.
stroke session by DoubleGDowntheStreet November 16, 2014
stroke & slap
stroke & slap by jminator21 July 25, 2010
stroke sack
stroke sack by The Bo$$ Man August 11, 2017
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