stroke the mongrel's head

To masterbate, wank, jerk-off, thrap, tug, strum the pink darth vader, pull the pud, stroke the sausage, self abuse,

I think I`m going to stroke the mongrel's head before bed time

by kendohmassif March 8, 2009

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Stroke Seat

The seat closest to the stern of a racing shell. Called stroke because he/she is in charge of keeping a steady stroke rate.

coxwain-Bring it down stroke seat.
stroke seat-RATE!?

by 1337 |-|4x0|2 August 24, 2006

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Stroker's Guilt

That feeling of remorse/self loathing/shame after busting a huge nut to questionable pornographic material.

I suffered Stroker's Guilt after getting off to a midget clown gang bang.

by Dyzko November 12, 2016

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Location within a man cave where masturbation is most likely to occur (frequently). Prior to the Internet, it would have been a reclining chair or couch placed within view of the television. Post-Internet, it is definitely in front of a man's man cave computer. Stroke stations are often equipped with lubricant (cleverly hidden or in plain sight), tissues, wastebasket with many, many used tissues, or a simple jizz rag for the more advanced stroker.

Wife: The only sex you're having tonight is by yourself at your stroke station!

by Spacini December 16, 2012

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stroke session

When a guy facetimes/skypes/video chats a girl and jerks off too her while she watches and disrobes herself in order to help him blow his load. After he does his finishing move, he usually ends the call without warning and never talks to the girl again.

Hey Paul, I just did a Stroke Session(SS) with Christina last night, too bad she'll never hear from me again.

by DoubleGDowntheStreet November 16, 2014

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