strikin 

What someone is doing do you after you try to pick up their lady in the bar!

Shit man, he was strikin my head with the baseball bat because i grabbed his old ladies tits and crotch and then bent her over the bar. What's with that?

strikin by Flipynif July 5, 2004

strikin' paper 

toilet paper, only when used to wipe your ass

You got any strikin' paper?

strikin' paper by Johnson3391 December 20, 2006

Stroking gun 

When someone is caught masturbating.

Little Dougie was caught with his stroking gun in the bathroom.

Stroking gun by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2016

Stroking the Wookie 

Perfoming sexual acts on a girl who has not trimmed her lady garden.

Jolliffe - "So you get any last night?"
Graham - "Yeah, I was stroking the wookie"
Jolliffe - "Aww mate you should tell her to shave"

Stroking the Wookie by Bond & Tinkham January 1, 2011

Dry Stroking 

1.) The act of masturbation without lubrication.
2.) The act of shorting someone i.e. Sand bagging.

1.)ex. Oh I totally dry stroked it last night.

2.)ex. Nerdahl you have got to be dry stroking me!

Dry Stroking by eskimo samurai March 23, 2009

Salami Stroking

The act of giving pleasure to ones self by yanking on the penis :)

Salami Stroking is Steffen Timmer's favorite hobby.

Salami Stroking by Numba 1 Meskin April 23, 2011

im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick 

audio message sent to some random user on instagram around 2018 - 2019 by rapper Stunna Boy Get Em. this was and still is used in meme edits

this isn't the first time he's said something like this either.

stunna boy get em: im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick

people: is he the next big thing out of chicago!?!?

im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick by genericnpc09751 November 2, 2022