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National stright guys show eachother dick day 

Everyday

Two straight friends show eachother there dicks
Friend 1 *pulls out dick*
Friend 2 "what the fuck dude."
Friend 1 "it's national stright guys show eachother dick day"
Friend 2 " oh ok" *pulls out dick*

eight straights of fucked up 

1) really wasted
2) tripping on acid, seeing 8 dimensions to the world around you
a) i am eight straights of fucked up
b) i think i'm in conn. we passes a bridge and AAAAHHHHHHHHH im eight straights of fucked up!AAAAHHHH

eight straights of fucked up 

1) when tripping acid, seeing eight planes of existance simultaniously
2) being really, really, exceptionally fucked up
"yo i am eight straights of fucked up"
"....did you just say eight straights of fucked up??!?"
eight straights of fucked up by J Deb September 22, 2005

straightsplaining 

Condescending explanation of something about the LGBTQ+ community and/or experience by a cishet person to a member of the community.
Cishet: You can't be gay, I have a gay friend and you're nothing like them. Gay people are *insert stereotype*
Non-cishet: Please stop straightsplaining my own sexuality.

stright edge 

stright edge is a lifestyle, a commitment, and a way of being.
there are three major rules in sxe (stright edge):
1. no drinking
2. no drugs
3. no casual sex
many sxe people have changed the rules to also include:
1. no caffine
2. no sugar
3. no meat
the basic idea of stright edge is to live a life without the influence of anything on ur body, to stay pure.
stright edge by vaneysha September 21, 2005

stright up

When you have to lay down the most basic and honest statement to clear something up.
"stright up man, im sorry I fucked your sister."

"you got somthing to say, come say it to me, stright up."
stright up by Big TS September 26, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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