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certified straight sexual

a group of gay middle schoolers that do stupid shit at the lunch table and in playstation parties
Hey, that kid looks so gay, he is probably a certified straight sexual!!!!!

straggotsexual 

An unlucky person who is unfortunately attracted straight, homophobic people who have nothing to do witht their lives other than try to insult the LGBTQ community.
It's a shame that Maria is straggotsexual, her life is ruined.

Oh you're straggotsexual? I'm so sorry, I hope you could escape this nightmare, I'll hope for you.

straightsexuall 

someone who is straight as a beanpole, and is sexist.
Friend: Hey dude, the new kid is straightsexuall
Other Friend: Wow, really?!
straightsexuall by Straightsexuall December 10, 2019

Straight sexual

A straight retard who won’t get their head out their ass and don’t feel included because straight people don’t already get enough love and they have to take over the LGBT community as well so they feel included and something that is not for them.