straightsexual 

A person who is straight. Another term for heterosexual when you can't think of the first bit

I'm a man who likes women, therefore I'm a straightsexual

straightsexual by Shaun Walker April 3, 2008

certified straight sexual

a group of gay middle schoolers that do stupid shit at the lunch table and in playstation parties

Hey, that kid looks so gay, he is probably a certified straight sexual!!!!!

certified straight sexual by Peenish 3.0 Official November 25, 2022

straggotsexual 

An unlucky person who is unfortunately attracted straight, homophobic people who have nothing to do witht their lives other than try to insult the LGBTQ community.

It's a shame that Maria is straggotsexual, her life is ruined.

Oh you're straggotsexual? I'm so sorry, I hope you could escape this nightmare, I'll hope for you.

straggotsexual by why_die_when_you_can_kill January 8, 2021

straightsexuall 

someone who is straight as a beanpole, and is sexist.

Friend: Hey dude, the new kid is straightsexuall
Other Friend: Wow, really?!

straightsexuall by Straightsexuall December 10, 2019

Straight sexual

A straight retard who won’t get their head out their ass and don’t feel included because straight people don’t already get enough love and they have to take over the LGBT community as well so they feel included and something that is not for them.

Idiot: Hey I’m straight sexual!
Everyone: Kill yourself.

Straight sexual by Unga booga pussy fart December 18, 2022