Stress in 

Verb: To cause stress to an individual or group of people with the use of secret Triad tactics.

They got you stress in haha. Go to sleep bitch. I didn't mean to keep you up all night editing my definitions.

Stress in by Dizstresser April 6, 2010

No Stress in my hair, all streak now 

This sentence is from a track called 'Tough Ice 3' from the uprising music artist called 'RavenHalf'

This sentence is a slang for being alright and not stressed.

Laurel: Yo what's up my friend?
Hardy: Doing my chores!
Laurel: Alright, so how are you doin' ?
Hardy: No stress in my hair, all streak now.
Laurel: Same

No Stress in my hair, all streak now by Ace Combat Fam June 3, 2022

there's so much stress in my life, so i need to smoke 

phrase beginning smokers say to their parents (and rarely, children, spouses, or siblings, and very rarely, grandchildren) when they are told it's unhealthy for them and such people tell them not to continue

Mother: "You've been smoking, haven't you? I can smell it on your clothes even when you tried to cover it up."
Daughter (angry and embarassed): "Mother! There's so much stress in my life, so I need to smoke, okay?! Daddy keeps putting on that shitty rap channel and it stresses me out, so smoking will calm it down".
Mother: "Watch your mouth there, young lady. Don't let that bother you. He's just teasing you and you know it. And, you won't smoke anymore or he'll hear about it".
Daughter: "I won't smoke at home, okay? I'll just do it outside the home, and I'll cover it up when I'm done. No one here will suspect a thing."
Mother: "You won't do it anywhere! You're done with it now!"

there's so much stress in my life, so i need to smoke by Karen Stickney November 25, 2007

Repetitive Emotional Stress Injury 

RESI

The after effects of dating/breaking up with the same person repetitiously. Results in emotional fatigue, inability to function emotionally and numbness of emotional limbs.

Cures:

Copious amounts of yoga, hiking, alcohol and unemotional random sex.

Experts say if you keep going back to the same bad relationship you have a much higher chance of developing Repetitive Emotional Stress Injury.

Repetitive Emotional Stress Injury by Sophiesblues February 5, 2010

neo stigmatic-post truamatic-stress induced-pedrocitis

neo stigmatic-post truamatic-stress induced-pedrocitis

like the common cold, except much less snezzy, slighty more sleazy, but results in death. every time

for the simple man to understand

new bodily marks, sores, or sensations of pain in locations corresponding to the crucifixion wounds of Jesus Christ, caused after stressful experiences that the person experiences as highly traumatic

Pedro: I have neo stigmatic-post truamatic-stress induced-pedrocitis
Doctor: No Shit

neo stigmatic-post truamatic-stress induced-pedrocitis by Thaddeus Griffin January 7, 2007

Stress Induced Butt Facheism 

A disorder that causes your fache, or face, to look like a butt, often times induced by stress.

Meghan Ryan has a really bad case of stress induced butt facheism, see how her face looks like a butt?

Stress Induced Butt Facheism by joemooommmaa August 13, 2010

Stress Inflation 

Stress inflation is the concept that as time progresses, stress and anxiety among the population get worse. Hence the demand for more mental health drugs and treatments.

"Is it getting better, or is the stress just leveling out, or am I spiraling."

"No, actually it's like inflation. Stress Inflation."

Stress Inflation by CrayCrayGRL October 10, 2022