spreadshitting

Producing large amount of spreadsheets at a rapid pace, sometimes for dubious reasons or uncertain motives.

I spent all of last week spreadshitting for High Management's fucking KPIs.

spreadshitting by LexMajor1 May 6, 2020

Speedshitting 

While dating a girl - particularly in the first awkward weeks - speedshitting refers to the act of taking a very fast shit in her appartment's/dowm room's bathroom, as to induce her to thing you were only - harmlessly - urinating.

Girl: "We spend a lot of time together...but I noticed...err"
Boy: "Yes?"
Girl "You...never seem to do a numer two!!"
Boy "Well...I was speedshitting"

Speedshitting by Brezzo85 June 28, 2011

Spreadsheeting 

The act of spreading one's naked body out on the sheets, preferably with one of the opposite sex.

Tenses: spreadsheet (future), spreadsheeting (present), spreadshat (past)

Past tense example: "I spreadshat the shit outta that ass"

Present tense example: "I can't believe we are finally spreadsheeting!"

Future tense example: "I can't wait to spreadsheet that dude this weekend!"

Spreadsheeting by The Universers February 28, 2014

Spreadsheeting 

When your partner keeps overly meticulous track of expenditure in the relationship pertaining to what you "owe" them, to the detriment of your physical relationship.

He was spreadsheeting every condom he bought and used with me. I had to pay him at the end of the month.

Spreadsheeting by redaisy14 December 8, 2022