strawberry sundae 

a strawberry sundae is when you you cum on a girl's face, punch her in the nose, causing it to bleed, and then rub the whole red and white mix together creating a strawberry sundae of sorts.

***the previous definition for this word is more closely related to a houdini: ***

so i was fucking this fat bitch, and she just wouldn't shut up so i gave her a strawberry sundae, fat chicks like those right?

strawberry sundae by karl hungus February 7, 2005

strawberry sundae 

while you're banging Paul's mom on the wrag (she loves fucking on the wrag), and you pull out dripping in blood and she gives you head and you just squirt all over her face, mouth and eyeball.

strawberry sundae by Paul's mom's pimp. August 18, 2003

strawberry sundae 

the act of putting whipped cream on a female's genatils and eating her out while on her period in order to help mask the metallic taste of blood. This act still gets you your red wings.

Chris did a strawberry sundae on his girl last night. He now loves this time of the month.

strawberry sundae by Ben ER April 6, 2010

strawberry-Sundae 

A prostitute who will let you cum inside her without a condom.
And she rather you pay her in drugs than cash

Aly was in depserate need for a hit, she let the guy cum in her arse and pussy in the back of his van off the gove. All the other slut knew she was a strawberry-sundae.

strawberry-Sundae by Glenn Griffiths August 13, 2006

Strawberry Sundae Cuck

When a man willingly chooses to have a strawberry flavoured sundae instead of chocolate or caramel, acting as evidence that he may enjoy watching his wife being fucked by another man. (Note: Only acts as compelling evidence and not as definitive proof.)

MAN 1: "Woah, that guy over there is eating a strawberry sundae"
MAN 2: "Pffft, He's probably a Strawberry Sundae Cuck"

Strawberry Sundae Cuck by L-Dizzle fo rizzle October 17, 2018

Strawberry Sundae Surprise 

noun. The act of biting off your fingernails and taking them and shoving them deep inside your penis, then masturbating ravenously. The jagged edges of the bitten-off nails will inevitably cut up and slice your urethral tract. When your are about to reach climax, you call your significant other over and then cum into their mouth. The mixture of blood and semen will resemble a Strawberry Sundae, while of course the fingernails will represent the shredded nuts on a Sundae.

" Lindsey loves it when Tyler gives her a Strawberry Sundae Surprise. She says " It tastes like the real thing!".

Strawberry Sundae Surprise by Reginald R. Winklebottom January 2, 2012

Testilectro Strawberry Sundae 

When you attach your car battery's jumper cable's to your testicles after putting them in your partner's mouth, turning on the power and letting the electricity force them to bite down on your dingleberries hard enough to bleed while foaming at the mouth.

"My girlfriend said if I don't show up to her old cunt of a father's party she'd give me a Testilectro Strawberry Sundae the next time she sees me."

Testilectro Strawberry Sundae by Celenrei June 16, 2024