straw job

when a girl is so into a blow that job that she drinks your jiz

Bruh my girl is crazy. She gave me a straw job last night.

straw job by (:)]+< November 3, 2010

Straw Job

When you are with a male sexual partner, preforming the act of sounding, just as he is about to reach orgasm you swap whatever object you have inserted with a straw. You then forcefully suck, creating negative urethral pressure, FORCING the CUM to comply.

Yo, I just pulled a STRAW JOB on my man. Really wish I soundproofed my room.

Straw Job by Ancient_Armadillo March 10, 2022

Strap job 

A person who is a Jerk-off, or an asshole. A person you want nothing to do with cause you cant stand them because they act like a douche bag.

Floyd mayweather is a strap job. He only fights guys who are over the hill.

Strap job by Earl jr April 4, 2012

strap-job 

when two lesbians give eachother a blow job using a strap on dildo

or the kink of getting blowjobs when you dont have a dick yet you perform a blowjob using a strap to feel satisfied.

Lesbian 1: "The strap-job you gave me last night was amazing"
Lesbian 2: "Yeah, want to do it again?"

strap-job by carnette September 23, 2023

Strap-Job 

Noun:

When someone gives a blow-job to someone who is wearing a strap-on, usually given to females because they don't got a D!

-I saw Garrett give Sydney a strap-job on the bus.The shame...

Strap-Job by Big Saxy October 20, 2014

Texan Strawjob 

the act of taking a diarrhea dump on a mans boner then sucking it up with a straw.

guy 1: dude my girlfriend gave me a texan strawjob last night!

guy2: what the fuck did she eat??

Texan Strawjob by strawjobber 1 January 17, 2011