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Strap-Job 

Noun:

When someone gives a blow-job to someone who is wearing a strap-on, usually given to females because they don't got a D!
-I saw Garrett give Sydney a strap-job on the bus.The shame...
Strap-Job by Big Saxy October 20, 2014

Strap job 

A person who is a Jerk-off, or an asshole. A person you want nothing to do with cause you cant stand them because they act like a douche bag.
Floyd mayweather is a strap job. He only fights guys who are over the hill.
Strap job by Earl jr April 4, 2012
when a girl is so into a blow that job that she drinks your jiz
Bruh my girl is crazy. She gave me a straw job last night.
straw job by (:)]+< November 3, 2010
When you are with a male sexual partner, preforming the act of sounding, just as he is about to reach orgasm you swap whatever object you have inserted with a straw. You then forcefully suck, creating negative urethral pressure, FORCING the CUM to comply.
Yo, I just pulled a STRAW JOB on my man. Really wish I soundproofed my room.
Straw Job by Ancient_Armadillo March 10, 2022

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026