strattin

a crack head looking dude with a crackhead personality who takes longer then a girl to get dressed and complains about his gas tank being empty.

Man, this strattin never stops talking but not having any gas head ass

by corrylorry May 29, 2021

strattin

Strattin is a shit head that loves to complain about his shit being gone. Has crack head energy.

Look at strattin he's such a quirky ass.

by corrylorry May 29, 2021

strattin'

n. an extension of strut.
1. behaving in a selfish or arrogant manner.
2. acting way too cool

Look at that guy by himself in the mustang. He is so strattin'.

by ~GTS~ April 25, 2008

Strattin’ M’pants

A broke ass mother fucker who drinks Mr. Pibb. Or, more commonly, a dingle-balled D’bag.

David Strattin’ M’pants drinks up.

by Pitch Blease January 24, 2026

Stratten's Law

A social rule that goes, "The younger and hotter a women is, the more she dates losers."

Origin: Dorthy Stratten, who at age 20 was one of the youngest Playmates of the Year. She felt obligated to date her high school boyfriend who "discovered" her for the Playboy Empire. Supposedly when she was planning to dump him, the boyfriend killed her in a murder-suicide.

What you expect, Stratten's Law at work again.

by Steve-er July 7, 2011

struttin'

Livin' with I high feeling of style and regard to your swag. Which can be affiliated with anything positive.

Dude I was struttin' hard through the club

by Austin Gannon June 26, 2015

strattonites

The most ruthless and ambitious closers known to man. The word “strattonite” stems from Jordan Belfort’s very own Stratton Oakmont. Strattonites is used to describe the brokers and traders of Stratton Oakmont.

“I’m not leaving, my Strattonites! The show goes on!”

by The Wolf of Stratton Oakmont November 1, 2020