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While playing dominoes I stratistically leave myself an opening to play my last bone and keeping count of which Dominos are yet to be played.
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AP Statistics

A class taken by many high school students to avoid taking Calculus. Little do they know, it's merely the unaborted result of a drunken one night stand between Math and English that inherited the ugly traits from both of it's parents. This little shit is deceptive. Students will enter the class with high hopes, but as the year progresses they slowly tumble into the black pit of never ending despair and existential dread as they realize that nothing can save them from the void of misery that is the approaching AP Exam.
Student 1: I'm going to avoid taking Calculus by taking AP Statistics.

Student 2: Good luck, fam. I'll pray for you.
by I_dont_like_sand_ November 9, 2016
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smartistic

The enviable ability of being both smart & artistic.

Possessed by those who can create beautiful & meaningful, intelligent art & those who can speak/act intelligently in a beautiful way.
"The person who wrote that awesome book must be really smartistic. Man, what a hero!"
by Avalokitesvara May 31, 2014
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statesticles

Statistics relating to the testicles or the male genitalia area in general. Also a fun word to say around your friends.
We need to find more statesticles before we can diagnose his genitalia problem.
by chuzi suiternator April 16, 2007
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AP Statistics

The class that uninformed students take in attempt to avoid AP Calculus.
Students begin the year with high hopes, learning about simple probability distributions and elementary data calculations. Around the time the "oh, I don't need to try in this class" attitude sets in, the course picks up and students are slammed with the first difficult concept of the course: Proprties of Linear Regression. While many students can handle this unit, many fall behind and begin contemplating suicide. As the class progresses into Experimental Design and probability models, students are overwhelmed with continuous stress and tears. The concepts are too abstract and students may begin feeling as though the work is pointless. Around this time, they give up.
Shortly after the giving up phase, the class takes a turn to the topic of Inference, which no one actually knows anything about because everyone's sleeping. Confidence Intervals and T-Tests are emphasized. The dreaded Chi-Square tests end the course before the halting AP Exam, and the students are pounded with THE most difficult and grueling AP Examination offered and again get a final taste of how hopeless they really are. After the AP Exam, AP Stats students generally fall to become depressed because this class has quite frankly screwed up their minds. They begin noticing flaws in data all around the world and can't fathom exactly WHY they care.. they have been brainwashed by the one, and the only.. AP Stats.
Jake: Hey dude why are you so down?

Ryan: I just got out of AP Statistics class. Today we did Confidence Intervals for the difference of two proportions and my mind's in a whirl and I can't stop thinking about how my suicide will effect the standard deviation of the US life expectancy.. And the spread of the districution will become skewed right and...

Jake: (interrupts) .....
by MoonWonder May 19, 2010
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SaraTastic

SaraTastic

A guy on a site called RSBot who poses as a girl. He was banned for posting a fake pic and saying it was him. A week later he posted new pics of some ugly chick and said 'she' was insecure.
Pedophile, Pedobear, Trap

Albi describes this monster as : cool story bro

Alabama describes this fucker as : gay, homosexual, faggot

Parker describes him as : troll

Major describes this thing as : Tappable

Pokemans says : worthless troll
Person 1: omgg its SaraTastic!
Person 2: dude.. she has a dick
Person 1: no man! she posted pics!

*3 weeks later* he is banned for posting fake pics and such

Person 1: man! I fapped to a guy, wat da fuck!
by djalabama December 12, 2009
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Statistics AP

A division of math that requires much writing and analytical thought. Taken by AP nerds, those hellbent on going to the 'best' colleges, or by those with a masochistic streak. Can be taken in place of Caluculus, or, for those who really enjoy self-punishment, concurrently. Mostly taken by seniors.
I'm taking Statistics AP this year because I don't feel like taking Calc AP, but my year wouldn't be hellish enough without it.
by Ms. Midori February 17, 2009
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