Statisticated 

When someone owns you with some statistics

'get statisticated mate'

Statisticated by wavey76 March 2, 2018

Statisticated 

When you see statistics questions with mixture of Maths, Government, Forestry and English in it.

Life scientists were Statisticated today at CBT.

Statisticated by WILF OC February 13, 2020

Sadisticated 

When an uneducated male tries to be clever with a girl of interest, mixing sophisticated and sadism? and believing it is a very intelligent word for an action that is seen as mature.

However, the real definition of sadisticated :(adj) means deriving pleasure or sexual gratification from inflicting pain on another.

Girl: I am sitting on the couch, drinking green tea.

Boy: Oh sounds sadisticated!

Sadisticated by Charles you're a dumbass. September 26, 2011

statisticating 

The understanding and study of NBA and NFL fantasy statistics. How each team determines the over all score.

"I hope you are statisticating your teem well. If not I'm going to CRUSH you this week!"

statisticating by alonadawn January 26, 2015

Stupisticated

Stupisticated- adj. Intelligent but behaving in an immature manner

"you are a vert stupisticated person."

Stupisticated by todoiru May 12, 2022

Staphisticated 

A stupid person who thinks that they are smart or sophisticated

Dude #1: Man, Andrew thinks he's so smart, but he's a freaking retard.
Dude #2: Yeah, he's so Staphisticated

Staphisticated by ThyDungeonman August 28, 2010

Statistication 

The attempt to sound intelligent through the use of meaningless statistics that you yourself do not understand. This trait is most often observed in politicians, sportscasters and law school students.

After watching the presidential debate, I was overwhelmed by the level of statistication shown by both candidates.

Statistication by soul glow March 21, 2009