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Strativariable
The abomination, assault and stratification of the English language that the intended audience realizes is total gibberish.
Individual delivering a Strativariable believes he/she is making sense, when in fact, individual is looked upon as an oaf.
Individual delivering a Strativariable believes he/she is making sense, when in fact, individual is looked upon as an oaf.
Strativariable - This is no longer a priority. In fact, it's a mute point, but I'm just talking out loud.
Another of countless Strativariables: Someone's feeding him information. I think we have a 'mold' down here.
Another of countless Strativariables: Someone's feeding him information. I think we have a 'mold' down here.
Strativariable by Angry English Professional March 4, 2011
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stratiq • Stratique • Stratis • stratigraphy words • stratigery • Stratigetic • stratigos • Statiq • Statiquette • Stratics
Patricia Stratigias
(prop n) syn. Trish Stratus; A sports entertainer, sports-entertainment journalist/commentator and fitness model born December 18, 1975 in Richmond Hill, Ontario, Canada. Currently employed by WWE since 2000, also popular in the fitness modeling industry.
Patricia Stratigias by QZKotL September 11, 2004
Statiquette
Having proper etiquette when updating ones Facebook,Myspace,Twitter,ect. status'. This would involve things such as, not updating too frequently, not name dropping, talking shit about another person,posting your daily routine ect.
Guy 1: Did you see Stacy's Facebook status?
Guy 2: Yeah how could i miss it, its updated every 5 minutes, she has the worst statiquette.
Guy 2: Yeah how could i miss it, its updated every 5 minutes, she has the worst statiquette.
Statiquette by VznNb June 10, 2009
Stratified Shit
A shit that breaks into four parts: (1) floater, (2) iceberg dump, (3) depth charge, (4) ghost shit.
A natural stratified shit is when it happens in that order.
A natural stratified shit is when it happens in that order.
Kenny wanted to drink out of the toilet bowl, but because someone had taken a stratified shit, all levels of the water were contaminated. He drank anyways.
Stratified Shit by JH & BS January 6, 2009
Stratigery
Stratigery by Masao January 18, 2009
Stratiguanese
A Guyanese born national who has been acculturated into both the Antiguan and Montserratian Society.
Stratiguanese by Ccv98 February 14, 2020
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.