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Strativariable 

The abomination, assault and stratification of the English language that the intended audience realizes is total gibberish.

Individual delivering a Strativariable believes he/she is making sense, when in fact, individual is looked upon as an oaf.
Strativariable - This is no longer a priority. In fact, it's a mute point, but I'm just talking out loud.

Another of countless Strativariables: Someone's feeding him information. I think we have a 'mold' down here.

Patricia Stratigias 

(prop n) syn. Trish Stratus; A sports entertainer, sports-entertainment journalist/commentator and fitness model born December 18, 1975 in Richmond Hill, Ontario, Canada. Currently employed by WWE since 2000, also popular in the fitness modeling industry.
Not many people know that Trish Stratus' real name is Patricia Stratigias.
Patricia Stratigias by QZKotL September 11, 2004

Statiquette 

Having proper etiquette when updating ones Facebook,Myspace,Twitter,ect. status'. This would involve things such as, not updating too frequently, not name dropping, talking shit about another person,posting your daily routine ect.
Guy 1: Did you see Stacy's Facebook status?

Guy 2: Yeah how could i miss it, its updated every 5 minutes, she has the worst statiquette.
Statiquette by VznNb June 10, 2009

Stratified Shit 

A shit that breaks into four parts: (1) floater, (2) iceberg dump, (3) depth charge, (4) ghost shit.
A natural stratified shit is when it happens in that order.
Kenny wanted to drink out of the toilet bowl, but because someone had taken a stratified shit, all levels of the water were contaminated. He drank anyways.
Stratified Shit by JH & BS January 6, 2009

Stratigery 

A teams ability to win at Halo3 stored in your chesticles
Dood that team straight pwnd our asses they must be oozing stratigery or somethin dawg
Stratigery by Masao January 18, 2009

Stratiguanese 

A Guyanese born national who has been acculturated into both the Antiguan and Montserratian Society.
A stratiguanese moves trenches to beaches to lava. Eg. CARLISLE
Stratiguanese by Ccv98 February 14, 2020