Stratique

Tactical strategy method

Ow: What are you doing?

Ob: Taking my jumper off before I go outside so I feel warmer when I put it back on, it’s the stratique
Ow: What the fuck is a stratique?
Ljt: It’s clearly a tactic and a strategy bruv what do you mean?

Stratique by appletango February 17, 2026

Statiquette 

Having proper etiquette when updating ones Facebook,Myspace,Twitter,ect. status'. This would involve things such as, not updating too frequently, not name dropping, talking shit about another person,posting your daily routine ect.

Guy 1: Did you see Stacy's Facebook status?

Guy 2: Yeah how could i miss it, its updated every 5 minutes, she has the worst statiquette.

Statiquette by VznNb June 10, 2009

Stratified Shit 

A shit that breaks into four parts: (1) floater, (2) iceberg dump, (3) depth charge, (4) ghost shit.
A natural stratified shit is when it happens in that order.

Kenny wanted to drink out of the toilet bowl, but because someone had taken a stratified shit, all levels of the water were contaminated. He drank anyways.

Stratified Shit by JH & BS January 6, 2009

Stratigery 

A teams ability to win at Halo3 stored in your chesticles

Dood that team straight pwnd our asses they must be oozing stratigery or somethin dawg

Stratigery by Masao January 18, 2009

Stratiguanese 

A Guyanese born national who has been acculturated into both the Antiguan and Montserratian Society.

A stratiguanese moves trenches to beaches to lava. Eg. CARLISLE

Stratiguanese by Ccv98 February 14, 2020

Stratisfear 

Stratisfear is a well known online text net battler. he has been around for many years and is known by millions. he is(todate) undefeated with over 100 wins and under 10 looses. he is the most respected internet online text head the internet has ever seen to date. he is highly regarded and respected all over the internet

Stratisfear is the dopest text head the internet has ever had

Stratisfear by JonnyTheGreat August 17, 2006

sweatiquette 

the act of cleaning up gym equipment after use so that the next person is not subjected to sweat and other bodily fluids

Man, I need to find the last guy who used this bench press. He didn't clean up after himself. Someone needs to teach that dude proper sweatiquette.

sweatiquette by jaggd1 October 8, 2009