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Stratigetic 

The use of strategy or to use strategy
I will have to be stratigetic to play monopoly
Stratigetic by Flametail November 20, 2020

straightacle/straighticle 

Really, relly straight. To be extremely hederosexual. Can also refer to your hair.
"Wow your hair is straightacle/straighticle"

"Thanks I straightned it"

Stratagetic 

(adj.) it's just strategic, but it sounds WAY cooler
"Dude, that was so stratagetic!"
"The stratagetic way to go about creating perpetual motion is to sneakily slap a buttered toast on the back of a cat. Then pull the latch to the trap floor and watch as perpetual motion begins in front of your own eyes!"
Stratagetic by R063R February 2, 2023

National Kill Strategetic Day 

This happens on July 14th. National kill Strategetic day is the day where you get to FUCKING KILL HIS ASS. IM GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING JU;LIKBHWLEJKHFGUWVELFJ.KHUWGEFP;.KWIEGF;Q/WEIL
Console: hey! it's July National Kill Strategetic Day, it's time to do what has to be done...
Azterica: i'll grab the shotgun

National Kill Strategetic Day 

This occurs on July 14th. National Kill Strategetic Day is when you GET TO FUCKING KILL HIM. I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM KLSEHRGN;.LELIKRGHBE;R/LGKHEWBR[';LFIKWEHNR'GHERTHG
Console: Hey! It's National Kill Strategetic Day, it's time to do what has to be done...
Azterica: I'm grabbing the shotgun.

stratistic

If statistic and strategic had a baby.
While playing dominoes I stratistically leave myself an opening to play my last bone and keeping count of which Dominos are yet to be played.
stratistic by RainbowPoppy March 21, 2020
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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