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strapped in my kayak 

When you have an erection that lasts longer than four hours and you need to run some errands. You place your erection upwards against your stomach and tighten your belt to keep it firmly in place.
I took too many dick pills and even after 5 hours I was still rock hard. I had to go buy some avocados so I put on some jeans and strapped in my kayak.

strapped in the hood 

To conceal a weapon, usually a handgun, tucked in the waistband of one's trousers.
I saw some 14 year olds in Bed-Stuy; they were all strapped in the hood, man.

GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.
Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

strapeding

The act of three or more people forming a centipede like form with one man and multiple women. The man penetrates the woman while she penetrates another woman. All women must be penetrated by a strapon or the man.
Johnny was strapeding Penny and Jessica when he fucked Penny in the pussy as Penny fucked Jessica in the pussy with a strapon.
strapeding by Jack Nong October 31, 2020
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026