Strapped-In

Having sex with a strap-on all the way to the base.

This dude could take me all the way. I was completely strapped-in!

by TheLurchHimself December 16, 2023

strapped in my kayak

When you have an erection that lasts longer than four hours and you need to run some errands. You place your erection upwards against your stomach and tighten your belt to keep it firmly in place.

I took too many dick pills and even after 5 hours I was still rock hard. I had to go buy some avocados so I put on some jeans and strapped in my kayak.

by alcarlin April 3, 2015

strapped in the hood

To conceal a weapon, usually a handgun, tucked in the waistband of one's trousers.

I saw some 14 year olds in Bed-Stuy; they were all strapped in the hood, man.

by Dick Fight August 2, 2008

GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

strapeding

The act of three or more people forming a centipede like form with one man and multiple women. The man penetrates the woman while she penetrates another woman. All women must be penetrated by a strapon or the man.

Johnny was strapeding Penny and Jessica when he fucked Penny in the pussy as Penny fucked Jessica in the pussy with a strapon.

by Jack Nong October 31, 2020