Christmas Storied 

When you get on top of somebody on the ground, with them on their back and punch them repeatedly. Ralphie did it to the bully in Christmas Story.

"Last night some guy threatened me at the bar his ass ended up getting Christmas Storied."

Christmas Storied by SickBoyPunk February 27, 2009

sx1nts storied 

to get put on @sx1nts instragram story which is the highest level of honor bestowed to a instagram user

yoo did you see that (name) got sx1nts storied??

sx1nts storied by sx1nts September 19, 2025

pee is stored in the balls 

the only true discovery made in man-kind

Scientist one: I have made a discovery!

Scientist 2: What?

Scientist 1: Pee is stored in the balls!

pee is stored in the balls by Walking Snail February 1, 2018

ghost stories 

The best anime dub to ever exist

Guy 1:hey did you watch Ghost Stories yet?
Guy 2: Hell yeah I did! Best anime dub to ever exist!

ghost stories by RockTundra December 9, 2020

pee is stored in the balls 

God's greatest decision thus far.

Curiosity: "What is the best thing about our pitiful existence?"
Wisdom: "pee is stored in the balls"

pee is stored in the balls by i eat oranges with the peel July 16, 2021

Pee is stored in the balls 

Scientific research conducted by Dr Sum Tin Wong says:

pee is stored in the balls because the balls are nearer to the thing than the kidneys

pee is also deposited more often in to the toilet than cum into woman

this article is sponsored by THIS KNEE & KK Hospital

this article is sponsored by THIS KNEE & KK Hospital

remember pee is stored in the balls

Pee is stored in the balls by Saint Marcellin Champagnat March 25, 2019

Pickle Storked 

The feeling of being uncontrollably high. Everything around you is majestic and you're too happy to function. The feeling can only be achieved through massive intake of marijuana smoke. Not to be confused with "rackle knocked", pickle storked is a feeling of pure stonedom; It is not achievable when cross-faded.

Man, that was a massive blunt. I am pickle storked.

Pickle Storked by stonedasagoat December 11, 2011