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Man i bought a phat cuban stogie
stogie by Anonymous November 5, 2003
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Stogie Joe 

A young man who always has a stogie in his mouth in order for him to remember his grandfather whom died of lung cancer.
After Stogie Joe came in and killed everyone's buzz, he continued to take the young girl back to his room and receive a blumpkin.
Stogie Joe by Homestar Runner June 19, 2004

Christmas Storied 

When you get on top of somebody on the ground, with them on their back and punch them repeatedly. Ralphie did it to the bully in Christmas Story.
"Last night some guy threatened me at the bar his ass ended up getting Christmas Storied."
Christmas Storied by SickBoyPunk February 27, 2009
I smoke old stogies I have found
Short, but not too big around
stogies by Lydia Chlamydia January 19, 2009

stogie joe 

Random person who occasionally pops into parties unexpected bringing forth a fresh smoking cigar while being the carrier of bad news.
"Yeah, we were having a great time drinking some beers until stogie joe came in and made us feel bad for living."
stogie joe by Strrroongbad June 19, 2004

stogie joe 

(sto gee jo), n., a suave young man who carries himself in a manner similar to that of a pimp, always equipped with a cigar in mouth
The group enjoyed the party thoroughly, but the real fun didn't start until Stogie Joe arrived, filling the room with a pungent sweetness of the cheap cigar.
stogie joe by Paul June 20, 2004
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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