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This kid tried to jump off the roof of C court and the StoPo barged into mad people's rooms looking for him.
StoPo by shortman009 July 17, 2007
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Scopolamine 

Scopolamine is a drug extracted from certain flowers that can cause memory loss and confusion and sleepiness and can leave a person more passive and suggestible and reduces or cancels willpower, like hypnosis. Sometimes used by criminals alone or combined with a scam to end up stealing your money. Scopolamine is also known as devil's breath and burundanga. Scopolamine reduces or wipes out memory. The criminal blows burundanga dust in your face while you're not looking, or slips it into drinks or food, and depending on how much you took, you could end up falling for scams easier, or being a suggestive zombie, or even passing out. The antidote is arecoline hydrobromide (Arecoline HBr, Arcofuel, Arecoline), a willpower enhancing drug which enhances memory and focus and gives you energy. Scopolamine stops choline and acetylcholine from working correctly. Scopolamine is also used in small doses for motion sickness, but other medications can be used. Scopolamine can leave you in a trance-like state or even leave you unconscious temporarily.
Criminal: Sir, wait up! Can you help me.
Tyler: What?

Criminal: *Blows scopolamine in Tyler's face.

Criminal: I'm your uncle.
Tyler: ok. You're my uncle.

Criminal: Give me your money.

Tyler: ok. *Hands over $60.

*Tyler walks home.

Tyler: *Scopolamine wears off.

Tyler: How did I end up here at home.

Josh (brother): Let's buy pizza.

Tyler: ok. *checks wallet.

Tyler: My wallet is empty and I don't remember how I got home. Only thing I remember is someone walking up to me.

Josh: Sounds like burundanga or Scopolamine. They hypnotized you. Arecoline hydrobromide, or ArcoFuel is the antidote and it makes you more energetic and have better memory. It's good as a pre-workout.
Scopolamine by CognitiveFuel January 16, 2023

Stompomatics 

Stompomatics are a term used by street fighting gangs, when referring to their boots as weapons.
Step up for a hot introduction to our handy Stompomatics!
Stompomatics by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016
What Asian dad says to Steven He when he gets a B in Geography.
A is Average, B is Stoobid
n. a goofball. also, someone who fucks up alot. an idiot
sometimes don can be a total stoobes, i hate him
stoobes by ben November 17, 2003

Stoochie 

Don't fool around with that bitch. Her stoochie is no joke.
Stoochie by OG mc Bob August 16, 2016

Stoobied 

I was Just stoobied by that guy over there.
Stoobied by Too Kool Fo Skool May 10, 2010
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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