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Stonesville

The area of residence that an individual will move to temporarily (in mind, not necessarily body) once they have hit the 'erb.

Generally used in conversation once a fellow smoking buddy has got to the point just before he/she cannnot open their eyes anymore and decides to crash in your cupboard and fall asleep with their face buried in a pair of your most pungent trainers, but cannot be bothered to move.
"Ladies and Gentlemen. Thank you for travelling on the Baked Express. We are now entering Stonesville, population - You."
Stonesville by The B July 4, 2006
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Strongsville Strudel 

The Art of purchasing videgame systems and keeping it a secret from friends and family while simultaneously passing flatulence.
Person 1: You want to play PS2?
Person 2: Sure, let's invite (Person3).
Person 1: He's prolly playing PS4.
Person 2: He has a PS4?
Person 1: Not sure. I think he's pulling a Strongsville Strudel.

stokesvalley 

stokesvalley" A place where all the hootats hangout
" yo zion wanna go to stokesvalley?"
Yo leshgoo
stokesvalley by seigout February 21, 2021

snoresville 

adjective

describing something painfully boring
math
school
parental lectures
snoresville by phil jackson April 28, 2005

Statesville 

A.K.A. known as Statesvegas or Skanksville, the town where the two interstates (I-40 and I-77) meet calling it the cross roads for the future. A very bleak and boring future I must say unless you're 80 years of age and retired and attend the local country club for a round of golf, then Statesville is a blast. Statesville is about a million, I mean 200 years old which consists of about 150,000 people. Many teenagers such as so myself attend the local high schools in this area that are plagued by alcohol, marijuana, and sex, if you're a teenage girl the chances of you being pregnant even if you've never had sex are 7 out of 10 people! Like I said about the age of this town it's old and so is its heritage, Many of the first pilgrims here owned slaves and as to this day many of their bloodline still lingers here and so does their views of the world, where if you're black, you're automatically associated into a social class of poverty, crime, and injustice. And if you're white, you're either really rich, have it all, and the stuff of the town, or you've settled for less and become part of the lower class aka what people call hicks. If you're ever in town take a stroll to check out the history you'll see a monument of a confederate general standing next to the city center.
Omg dude did you see that chick from statesville? Yeah dude she's pretty hot, I bet she's a stuck up bitch though.
Statesville by The Sexanator September 14, 2007

Smokesville

The greatest Snapchat private story of all time where you catch mandem cheating, moving mad, moving loose, simping, the list goes on especially in night clubs. It’s a mandem only private story however a few females managed to get into it
Did you see Cam lipsing that fat slag on smokesville?

Darryl was moving stiff on smokesville
Smokesville by Enhanced mentality11 February 16, 2020

strongsville 

A predominantly white upper-middle class community where the asians are in short supply and Abercrombie and Fitch is the wardrobe supplier for 130% of the population (excluding those over the age of 18, and under the age of 4)

aka "skanksville", "where the boys tan too"

Strongsville creates the illusion of wealth.
"wtf that Strongsvillian cleared out the bin of pink Abercrombie polos"
strongsville by St. Anne June 20, 2005